tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

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the most tragic gpoy: all dressed up and nowhere to go

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

(via slaughterhousefive)

ventriciaular:

Judee Sill by Michael Ochs

fek:

Barbara Kruger’s never really talked about Supreme, the skate company who’s been ripping off her ideas and prints letter for letter, color for color, for their red-and-white logo, which you have seen, because it is everywhere. 

I emailed her casually to ask her about this. And today, she got back to me, and gave a candid statement on the matter of Supreme for the first time, ever, really. By emailing me a blank email, with an attachment. Which you can see above.

(via coolandstressing)

Shirley MacLaine and daughter Sachi Parker, photographed by Allan Grant for LIFE Magazine, 1959.

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bathroomwallanarchy:

They’re not the best but…

(via imcastortroy)

what doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive

• getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
• getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)